Happy Fun Cog

Some kind of cap or skull cap for balding, non-Jewish men. I mean, am I the only one whose scalp is cold every damn day? When it was winter, I wore my knit cap at my desk (the same cap I wore while outside). People gave me strange looks, but what are you going to do? I'll tell you what you're going to do. You're going to write a blog post about how someone should invent something that would fix it. I am an empowered and informed member of society. I am special. Now hurry up and invent something, goddamn it. I'm cold.